Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Two Quotes Designed to Blow Your Mind

This would be scary, if it weren't so funny:

"Behind me, I heard a young woman of twenty-five say, 'If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.' Now, I'm gonna repeat that, because it bears repeating. 'If it weren't for my horse...' as in, giddyup, giddyup, let's go — 'I wouldn't have spent that year in college,' which is a degree-granting institution. Don't think about that too long, or BLOOD will shoot out your NOSE!" - Lewis Black


This would be funny, if it weren't so scary:

"(Obama will) certainly be viewed as a savior for them," Rep. Steve King told The Associated Press. "That's why you will see them supporting him, encouraging him."

King said his offices have been bombarded with calls — positive and negative — since he said Friday that al-Qaida "would be dancing in the streets in greater numbers than they did on September 11 because they would declare victory in this war on terror."


Is everyone getting this?

September 11th = Islamic extremist victory
Obama Presidency = bigger Islamic extremist victory

Isn't this dangerously close to saying that an Obama Presidency would be a worse tragedy, a worse breach of American security than a massive terrorist attack?

Seriously, I'm asking. I don't even know how to process this level of stupidity. But that's probably because my parents never bought me a horse.



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