Tuesday, March 18, 2008

COLBERT TICKETS!!!

I've reserved four tickets to see him film the show in Philadelphia on April 17th. Who wants in? Like all the young American eagles suckling at Stephen's ample, truthy teat* these tickets are FREE!



Need some persuasion? Check out this interview from last month. One of his best, in my opinion. "I TEACH Sunday School, Motherf&*%er!"


* - Curious behavior for non-mammals.

12 comments:

Unknown said...

if you have 2 extra tickets i am immensely interested!! xxxfrenchie@yahoo.com

Unknown said...

Are you willing to sell your extra tickets?

Anonymous said...

Me and my friend would absolutely love to go with you to see Steven Colbert!

I am a student at the University of Pennsylvania and the President of Penn Students for President John McCain so I would love to show you around and help you find Annenberg Plaza!

Please, please be a true patriot by sharing your Colbert tickets with another Colbert loving American... because I am America and so can you!

Anonymous said...

My email address is aju@wharton.upenn.edu

My aim is JFelder07

and my phone number is 724-977-3225

Mike D. said...

I won't be selling them. But I'm open to somebody bringing me and my friend from Albany a good cheesesteak. If tickets were to change hands after that, I can't imagine any court in the country finding fault.

Anonymous said...

im interested
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let me know!

Unknown said...

That definitely sounds doable, what do you think, Justin?

Anonymous said...

You haven't lived until you've had Geno's Cheesteaks...

Delesandro's was good too, but they just sold the place

Well anyway, you just let me know where to bring them and they're yours... we'll even throw in some of their world famous cheese fries while we're at it

Be a true patriot, bring us two tickets and you, my friend, might just get the Colbert Bump

Anonymous said...

mmm geno's...so good.

Unknown said...

The Daily Exorcist,
where/when should Justin and I bring you and your friend the cheesesteaks? :)
Also, just as importantly, what do you want on them/with them? They have three choices of cheese: Provolone, American or Cheese Whiz and fries: Freedom Fries, Cheese Fries, or Xtra-Cheese Fries.

Since Justin left his email, mine is rliu@wharton.upenn.edu

Mike D. said...

Hey y'all. Looks like my friend & his fiancee are claiming the tickets. They're about 75% sure. I'd recommend trying to find tickets elsewhere, BUT if anything falls through, I will definitely give them to you guys. Melissa gets first dibs because she had first comment. Then Justin & Rose. Hope that's fair for everyone. In Colbert We Trust.

Unknown said...

Thank you for the prompt updates :)
It's unlikely that tickets can be found elsewhere (especially not here at Penn, where my friend working in the Annenberg box office receives over ten calls a day from people looking for tickets). Nonetheless, I really appreciate your efforts so far; thanks so much!
I'm sure the show will be awesome! If all else fails, I look forward to reading about how it goes.