At the risk of pulling the hat trick of morbidity with today's posts, I thought people might like to see this. It would probably disturb me if I hadn't exposed myself to so much bad sci-fi over the years. Plus, if mass extinction happens, well, then it happens. And I'm not resigned to grisly, catastrophic death for fatalistic reasons. It would just be cooler than, I don't know, going out battling bed sores and dementia. In the meantime, I'm not going to worry about our mechanical underlings going rogue. Real though the threat may be, I will continue to laugh off that and all of the following possible
THREATS
FROM
THE
FUTURE!!!
FROM
THE
FUTURE!!!
- Meteors
- Meteorites
- Asteroids
- Asteroid-Dwelling Space Worms
- UFOs
- Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence of Either the Belligerent Reptilian or Condescending Humanoid Varieties
- Solar Flares
- Gamma Radiation
- Black Holes
- Worm Holes
- Black-Hole-Dwelling Worms
- Worm-Hole-Dwelling Blacks
- Magnetic Field Shift
- Event Horizon...actually, no, that movie legitimately scares the shit out of me
- Polar Ice Melt
- Drowned Polar Bear Zombies-of-the-Sea
- Supervolcanoes
- Supertsunamis
- Supersizing
- The Complete Obsolescence and Subsequent Contraction of the Prefix "Super-" to the More Manageable "S'-"
- Locusts
- Killer Bees
- Army Ants
- Coast Guard Ants
- Cicadas that Return Every Sixteen Years, Instead of the Usual Seventeen
- Avian Bird Flu
- West Nile Virus
- S'plague
- Mutant, Flesh-Eating Sniffles
- The Antichrist
- Antichrist Superstar: the Musical
- Nanorobots
- Nannyrobots with Fran Drescher voice chips
- Artificial Intelligence of Either the Evil Supercomputer or Condescending Cyborg Varieties
- Nuclear Winter
- Another Spice Girls Reunion (possibly underwritten by Old Spice?)
- Marty McFly's Hypersensitivity to Questions Re: His Courage and the Potential Lack Thereof
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