The Gospel According to Danny Tanner

I'm no fan of Full House and have, on more than one occasion, drunkenly theorized that the Olsen Twins were prophesied in Revelations. But my students, ever helping me to keep my finger on the pulse of pop culture, referred me to this one-off from collegehumor.com:

I decline to hyperlink collegehumor.com because, with the exception of a few charming, understated moments like the one above, it tends to hover somewhere between "lame" and "openly hostile to women." Maybe it's because the frats were pretty-well emasculated at Boston U., but misogyny never figured very largely into my sense of humor.